Celebrate Christmas the Tyranox way with our Now I Have a Machine Gun Sweatshirt—a bold, clean design inspired by one of the most savage holiday lines ever delivered. Featuring the unmistakable MP5 silhouette beneath the iconic handwritten-style quote, this sweatshirt delivers that perfect mix of dark humor, action-movie nostalgia, and Christmas spirit.
Warm, durable, and built for everyday comfort, it’s the ideal layer for chilly holiday gatherings, movie marathons, or anyone who prefers their festive season with a sharper edge. This isn’t the soft, sentimental side of Christmas—it’s the legendary side.
Now you have a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Warm, durable, and built for everyday comfort, it’s the ideal layer for chilly holiday gatherings, movie marathons, or anyone who prefers their festive season with a sharper edge. This isn’t the soft, sentimental side of Christmas—it’s the legendary side.
Now you have a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 | 23 ½ |
| M | 28 | 21 | 24 |
| L | 29 | 23 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 25 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ½ | 24 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 | 24 |
All orders are processed within 5–7 business days after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive another notification when your order has shipped.
