The Based Santa Hoodie takes Christmas to a whole new level of based. Featuring a fully kitted-out Santa dropping rifles under the tree and delivering a warning instead of a bedtime jingle, this design brings the perfect blend of festive energy and unapologetic grit.
This is the Santa you call when things get serious—the one who shows up with a sack full of hardware and a message the world needs to hear. Bold artwork, strong attitude, and a story you can wear all season long.
Perfect for cold range days, Christmas parties, or anyone who wants holiday gear that actually makes a statement, this hoodie is built for those who don’t do “soft” Christmas cheer.
Santa’s arming the nice list this year… and he means it.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This is the Santa you call when things get serious—the one who shows up with a sack full of hardware and a message the world needs to hear. Bold artwork, strong attitude, and a story you can wear all season long.
Perfect for cold range days, Christmas parties, or anyone who wants holiday gear that actually makes a statement, this hoodie is built for those who don’t do “soft” Christmas cheer.
Santa’s arming the nice list this year… and he means it.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
All orders are processed within 5–7 business days after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive another notification when your order has shipped.